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100 ways to get rid of old people
Feeling high.Fortune, romance might require some hard work from time to time, but it always pays off.Hello it's Mama and daughter time!Let us learn 100 ways to get rid of old people :)
001. When going out of the bathroom/toilet, slip on the wet floor.
002. Don't spread out your butt skin when shitting, let your butt get stuck in the bowl.
003. Eat crab together with it's shell. It's crunchy, delicious and gives off a nice smell.
004. Drink your coffee or tea when it's scalding hot. It tastes delicious that way.
005. Sit on your wheelchair and drive it through the heavy high way traffic.
006. Clean your windows and apartment outside. Use a long ladder.
007. Suck your lollipop deep so when someone accidentally hits you you get choked.
008. Don't cross the traffic light when it's green. Cross only when it's red.
009. Don't fret seeing police. Scare them with your meanest face and say you're a terrorist!
010. When withdrawing money from the bank remember your fake gun.
011. Stick your head, arms or legs out when riding or driving a car.
012. Don't flag for cabs, they don't stop for old people. Jump in front of them and wave instead!013. Don't peel the skin off the bananas. Eat it together with the skin. It's full of vitamins.
014. Step on the banana skin if you see one on the street.
015. Instead of inserting your appliance into the sockets, insert your fingers.
016. Touch faulty wire with your bare or wet hands.
017. Touch electric appliances with your wet hands.
018. Only kiasu people will wait for trains behind the yellow line. Be a hero and wait at the track.
019. Stop chewing on your fish balls. Swallow it whole!
020. Don't use your legs or hands to peddle when swimming, let yourself sink.
021. Eat glass plates. They're good for health. Crunchy too!
022. Swim when there's a heavy storm or rain. Like surfing! Only without the board.
023. When people are carrying hot things, bang into them and scald yourself.
024. When people are closing the door. Put your fingers there.
025. Stand directly behind the door when some one's about to open it.
026. Don't follow people spray perfume on their body. Spray it into your eyes instead!
027. Insert food wrap instead of contact lens into your eye pupils.
028. Use tooth paste to clean your butt and dettol to brush your teeth.
029. Use your pillows to cover your face when sleeping.
030. People emo, they slash their wrists. Stab yourself instead!
031. People smoking in front of you, don't resist not smelling. Smell with pride.
032. When smoking, smoke the opposite end of the bud.
033. When smoking, stuff the bud into your face so it creates a hole.
034. Don't carry an umbrella when it's raining.
035. Stand at the tallest building or an empty field during a thunderstorm.
036. If you're curious about flying, try jumping off a building!
037. Swallow the fish bone down together with the fish meat.
038. Drink detergent instead of mineral water.
039. Drink drain water instead of drinking coke.
040. You make your own chocolate cake in the toilet and eat it.
041. When bicycles or cars move past the pavement, put your feet out.
042. Don't shower in cold water. Shower in scalding hot water!
043. Hang yourself with a hanger.
044. When riding a bicycle sit on the wheels.
045. When cooking something, don't touch the handle but touch the pot.
046. Insert your fingers into the fan when it's on.
047. Stuff a bamboo up your butt hole for masturbation.
048. When the dentist is drilling your teeth, stick your tongue at that direction.
049. Follow those gangsters cut their tongue into half, with a chainsaw.
050. If you see a pimple growing on your face, smash your face against the mirror.
051. When washing your toilet bowl, stuff your head inside to check if it's clean.
052. Take an overdose when you're taking your medication for a better effect.
053. Iron your face to remove the wrinkles if they're a headache.
054. Jump from your floor if you want to reach the ground floor faster.
055. Treat the white tiger at the zoo your best friend.
056. Use your own blood to make good red wine for drinking.
057. People scan pictures with scanner, you scan your face with scanner.
058. If you're hungry and you don't have any food to eat, lick the floor.
059. Force your head in between the bars when you're at jail.
060. When vacuuming the floor, stick your hair at the opening and let it suck it in.
061. People use the hand drying thing to dry their hands, use it to dry your pubic hair.
062. Go to the barber and ask them to trim a hairstyle for your pubic hair.
063. At the supermarket, when people are pushing the trolley, let it bang you.
064. Play basketball with durians!
065. Play basketball under the rain with yourself.
066. Burn your hair when you want a haircut that is fast.
067. Put yourself inside the washing machine if you want a fast bath.
068. Never bring a bull dog for a stroll, old people are "strong"
069. If you have hearing difficulties, put the speaker at your ears and turn at full blast!
070. People take shaver shave armpit hair, old people no patience, use knife cut whole thing out.
071. When riding motor want be hero do stunt, suddenly fly out.
072. When playing at the playground they get stuck at the slide because they're too fat.
073. People drink coke and eat mentos, throw mentos into coke and drink down.
074. Eat food when you're full, and continue until you explode.
075. Instead of using oil to cook, use petrol.
076. Always walk under coconut trees, it likes to aim old people.
077. People go cemetery visit their loved ones who passed away. They go there to be DJ.
078. People worship god. Old people worships dog.
079. People keep dogs as pet, they keep lizards as pets.
080. People kill and exterminate cockroaches, old people eat them as food.
081. When suntanning, they will over heat halfway and die.
082. We eat hotdogs, they eat cold sausages.
083. They lazy climb overhead bridge, so climb fence.
084. Old people have difficulty seeing signs, so they went to the wrong toilet they got whacked.
085. They very conservative, save water by drinking toilet water and kena poisoning.
086. When watching TV got sexual scenes, they got hyper and had a heart attack.
087. When they buy balloons, they fly up together with the balloon, because they're too light.
088. Stuff whole carrot into mouth when eating,
089. Eat chicken drumstick together with the bones.
090. Stuff a whole box of tissue into nose when having a flu.
091. For better results of cure, eat 10 painkillers in a go.
092. When watching TV sit 2 cm infront of it.
OK that's all for now!I'll edit again once me and mama have thought of more.Any suggestions can contribute at my tag board :xI see funny or suggestive enough I'll put it up too :DIn the mean time let this post entertain you for the time being k?
SWEET DREAMS :D