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Actually nth to post nw ,so see this stuff !!!!!!!

100 ways to get rid of old people

Feeling high.Fortune, romance might require some hard work from time to time, but it always pays off.Hello it's Mama and daughter time!Let us learn 100 ways to get rid of old people :)

001. When going out of the bathroom/toilet, slip on the wet floor.
002. Don't spread out your butt skin when shitting, let your butt get stuck in the bowl.
003. Eat crab together with it's shell. It's crunchy, delicious and gives off a nice smell.
004. Drink your coffee or tea when it's scalding hot. It tastes delicious that way.
005. Sit on your wheelchair and drive it through the heavy high way traffic.
006. Clean your windows and apartment outside. Use a long ladder.
007. Suck your lollipop deep so when someone accidentally hits you you get choked.
008. Don't cross the traffic light when it's green. Cross only when it's red.
009. Don't fret seeing police. Scare them with your meanest face and say you're a terrorist!
010. When withdrawing money from the bank remember your fake gun.
011. Stick your head, arms or legs out when riding or driving a car.
012. Don't flag for cabs, they don't stop for old people. Jump in front of them and wave instead!013. Don't peel the skin off the bananas. Eat it together with the skin. It's full of vitamins.
014. Step on the banana skin if you see one on the street.
015. Instead of inserting your appliance into the sockets, insert your fingers.
016. Touch faulty wire with your bare or wet hands.
017. Touch electric appliances with your wet hands.
018. Only kiasu people will wait for trains behind the yellow line. Be a hero and wait at the track.
019. Stop chewing on your fish balls. Swallow it whole!
020. Don't use your legs or hands to peddle when swimming, let yourself sink.
021. Eat glass plates. They're good for health. Crunchy too!
022. Swim when there's a heavy storm or rain. Like surfing! Only without the board.
023. When people are carrying hot things, bang into them and scald yourself.
024. When people are closing the door. Put your fingers there.
025. Stand directly behind the door when some one's about to open it.
026. Don't follow people spray perfume on their body. Spray it into your eyes instead!
027. Insert food wrap instead of contact lens into your eye pupils.
028. Use tooth paste to clean your butt and dettol to brush your teeth.
029. Use your pillows to cover your face when sleeping.
030. People emo, they slash their wrists. Stab yourself instead!
031. People smoking in front of you, don't resist not smelling. Smell with pride.
032. When smoking, smoke the opposite end of the bud.
033. When smoking, stuff the bud into your face so it creates a hole.
034. Don't carry an umbrella when it's raining.
035. Stand at the tallest building or an empty field during a thunderstorm.
036. If you're curious about flying, try jumping off a building!
037. Swallow the fish bone down together with the fish meat.
038. Drink detergent instead of mineral water.
039. Drink drain water instead of drinking coke.
040. You make your own chocolate cake in the toilet and eat it.
041. When bicycles or cars move past the pavement, put your feet out.
042. Don't shower in cold water. Shower in scalding hot water!
043. Hang yourself with a hanger.
044. When riding a bicycle sit on the wheels.
045. When cooking something, don't touch the handle but touch the pot.
046. Insert your fingers into the fan when it's on.
047. Stuff a bamboo up your butt hole for masturbation.
048. When the dentist is drilling your teeth, stick your tongue at that direction.
049. Follow those gangsters cut their tongue into half, with a chainsaw.
050. If you see a pimple growing on your face, smash your face against the mirror.
051. When washing your toilet bowl, stuff your head inside to check if it's clean.
052. Take an overdose when you're taking your medication for a better effect.
053. Iron your face to remove the wrinkles if they're a headache.
054. Jump from your floor if you want to reach the ground floor faster.
055. Treat the white tiger at the zoo your best friend.
056. Use your own blood to make good red wine for drinking.
057. People scan pictures with scanner, you scan your face with scanner.
058. If you're hungry and you don't have any food to eat, lick the floor.
059. Force your head in between the bars when you're at jail.
060. When vacuuming the floor, stick your hair at the opening and let it suck it in.
061. People use the hand drying thing to dry their hands, use it to dry your pubic hair.
062. Go to the barber and ask them to trim a hairstyle for your pubic hair.
063. At the supermarket, when people are pushing the trolley, let it bang you.
064. Play basketball with durians!
065. Play basketball under the rain with yourself.
066. Burn your hair when you want a haircut that is fast.
067. Put yourself inside the washing machine if you want a fast bath.
068. Never bring a bull dog for a stroll, old people are "strong"
069. If you have hearing difficulties, put the speaker at your ears and turn at full blast!
070. People take shaver shave armpit hair, old people no patience, use knife cut whole thing out.
071. When riding motor want be hero do stunt, suddenly fly out.
072. When playing at the playground they get stuck at the slide because they're too fat.
073. People drink coke and eat mentos, throw mentos into coke and drink down.
074. Eat food when you're full, and continue until you explode.
075. Instead of using oil to cook, use petrol.
076. Always walk under coconut trees, it likes to aim old people.
077. People go cemetery visit their loved ones who passed away. They go there to be DJ.
078. People worship god. Old people worships dog.
079. People keep dogs as pet, they keep lizards as pets.
080. People kill and exterminate cockroaches, old people eat them as food.
081. When suntanning, they will over heat halfway and die.
082. We eat hotdogs, they eat cold sausages.
083. They lazy climb overhead bridge, so climb fence.
084. Old people have difficulty seeing signs, so they went to the wrong toilet they got whacked.
085. They very conservative, save water by drinking toilet water and kena poisoning.
086. When watching TV got sexual scenes, they got hyper and had a heart attack.
087. When they buy balloons, they fly up together with the balloon, because they're too light.
088. Stuff whole carrot into mouth when eating,
089. Eat chicken drumstick together with the bones.
090. Stuff a whole box of tissue into nose when having a flu.
091. For better results of cure, eat 10 painkillers in a go.
092. When watching TV sit 2 cm infront of it.

OK that's all for now!I'll edit again once me and mama have thought of more.Any suggestions can contribute at my tag board :xI see funny or suggestive enough I'll put it up too :DIn the mean time let this post entertain you for the time being k?

SWEET DREAMS :D

It has been weeks i haven blog ........,

Okkay people ,let me explain why i have not been posting cos due to busy with my ite stuff lah .was playing maple along the whole weeks ,its cool and nice games

The more i play the more i get addicted ,HAHAHAH .

I currently tranning my magician account ,lvl 17 nia .

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT !!!!!!!

HAHAHHA ,still noob lah .MUST TRAIN HARD .

anyway stanley kor ,i will do your quitz asap de .

BYEBYE :D

Hey Hello people ,i'm back liao ,

Blog for 14/4/09 ,,,

Todae afternoon ,meet ah -bee and jun bao we went to tm slack around there lor :D
wooohoooo ,,,,,,,the tm 1 was so crowded man ,lots of people de lor .can sae is very nice and amazing becos the place little bit like vivo city sia ! we walk while talking .
ah bee damn cute de lor cos we walk while talking than he saw chio bu wor ,
saw chio bu nvm but he go ask for number .wth sia ,i don't wan sae the chio bu got give the number not lah .later he view my blog will kill me de -,- .hahah
seriously the girl very chio sia ,jun bao was like so emo .he like sianz sianz wan !!!!!
time around 7.30pm i went home lor ,Me went home to eat dinner cos mummy got cook :D.

AND LASTLY ,NEW GANS FOR TODAE .NAME:WEIXIN.
was chatting with her on fone and msn ,she is very friendly la .hahah
later awhile she call her friend we conference lor .

THATS ALL FOR 2DAE ,SWEET DREAMS !!!!!!!!

QUIZ 1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
-cheek LOR :D

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
-very calm !

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
-Ah bee :D

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoilt?
-Nope :P

5: Would you ever donate blood?
-yes ,donate to those needed people :D .SEE I SO KIND

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
-yes

7: Do you want someone dead?
Amithabha ~ Perhaps , yes ? :D

8: What does your last text message say?
' i understand , like th world everyone die liao al tis . ' by valerie nuer .

9:What are you thinking of right now?
sex . LOL , jk , but i cannot say la :D

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
ya .

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
5am .

12:Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?
naked on top right now eh :D

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
Hmm , her lor .

14: Who was the last person to text you?
Valerie nuer .

15: 10 people tagged to do this quiz:
Any ten .

Tagged by Stanley Kor to do this quiz . (:
Thankyou .

April 1, 2009
Happy April fool's day to everyone!Enjoyed the pranks played on you by your friends?

Today, is April Fool's Day, many people will be joking, playing games, having fun being tricksters, and others will be sulking.If you were born on April Fool's Day,then happy birthday to you, may I say?You know who you are; you're a winner and a star,and may god bless you, in life; also, I hope you go very far!
Acting silly on April Fool's Day, makes some people happy, few people sad, some people don't care either way,and some people get really mad.
So enjoy April Fool's Day any way you can, by spreading love, joy, and peace throughout the land.Especially, always remember it's just an ordinary day, and remember each day you're getting older any way.So, accept it by bearing with it, and stay in good cheer,cause April Fool's Day only comes not twice, but once a year!